Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I’d like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one [...] Read more »
Where To Take A Girl On A Date
Now that a sorry loser such as you has finally landed the girl of your dreams and everyone else’s dreams, let’s get to the hard part. The part where you keep the girl interested in you. This can also be described as the part where you end up selling your family fortunes and end up [...] Read more »
Where to find the perfect husband
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; [...] Read more »
